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Mandatory Penis Inspections
« on: Aug 13th, 2011, 9:34am »
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Found this on my internet meanderings, thought ye might enjoy
 
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Re: Mandatory Penis Inspections
« Reply #1 on: Aug 13th, 2011, 9:55am »
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There are actually some people who would believe this! Nice joke! It would have been even better if the poster said that female students would assist in the exam-those who were going on to nursing!
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Re: Mandatory Penis Inspections
« Reply #2 on: Aug 13th, 2011, 1:02pm »
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That was funny.  I wonder how many guys were thinking, "I hope my hair grows back in time!"
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Re: Mandatory Penis Inspections
« Reply #3 on: Aug 13th, 2011, 5:49pm »
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Although this is obviously a joke, this does actually happen in some schools. That is boarding schools where the hygene of the resident students is the responsability of the school, since these students are living away from home.
I had friends who were in such a school during their teens who told me that they had a weekly inspection by the school nurse which included a genital inspection for cleanliness. This was usually done straight after showers every Saturday.
So that notice is not so fantastic after all.
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Re: Mandatory Penis Inspections
« Reply #4 on: Aug 13th, 2011, 11:30pm »
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on Aug 13th, 2011, 5:49pm, Bobby_Bare wrote:
Although this is obviously a joke, this does actually happen in some schools. That is boarding schools where the hygene of the resident students is the responsability of the school, since these students are living away from home.
I had friends who were in such a school during their teens who told me that they had a weekly inspection by the school nurse which included a genital inspection for cleanliness. This was usually done straight after showers every Saturday.
So that notice is not so fantastic after all.

 
I need to go back to school!
 
One thing I noticed was that the memo is dated June 2011 but the dates of the inspections are at the end of May, meaning the dates would have passed by the time the memo was published.  But given the state of bureaucratic memos, I figured that actually made the memo look more authentic.
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Re: Mandatory Penis Inspections
« Reply #5 on: Aug 14th, 2011, 2:07am »
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I could tell you all something about this but I doubt anyone would believe it.
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Re: Mandatory Penis Inspections
« Reply #6 on: Aug 14th, 2011, 3:29am »
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cute...gave me a chuckle
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Re: Mandatory Penis Inspections
« Reply #7 on: Aug 14th, 2011, 4:14am »
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on Aug 14th, 2011, 2:07am, HowlingDawg wrote:
I could tell you all something about this but I doubt anyone would believe it.

 
Go ahead, Dawg, I believe you were in some sort of penal institution in your teens, so you can tell us what goes on there regarding this subject.  Wink
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Re: Mandatory Penis Inspections
« Reply #8 on: Aug 14th, 2011, 9:01am »
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"A FAIL will be given ALL shaved testicles"
 
I liked that, the way it should be! Just say no for genital shaving. Cheesy
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Re: Mandatory Penis Inspections
« Reply #9 on: Aug 14th, 2011, 1:09pm »
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on Aug 14th, 2011, 10:50am, Chilled_Jill wrote:
Hehe!  
 
I love the name at the bottom of the memo, John E Dong Grin

 
What gets me is "Director of Genital Corrections".
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Re: Mandatory Penis Inspections
« Reply #10 on: Aug 14th, 2011, 1:53pm »
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on Aug 14th, 2011, 4:14am, Bobby_Bare wrote:

 
Go ahead, Dawg, I believe you were in some sort of penal institution in your teens, so you can tell us what goes on there regarding this subject. Wink

 
Bobby Bare,
What I was thinking about didn't happen at the reform school where I attended but, now that you mention it, I can also tell something about a situation there.
First, the situation I was originally thinking about telling but thought I shouldn't because I thought no one would believe it is this:  According to a friend of mine who is a Psychologist, sometime in the late 1950's and early 1960's, at a prison in Texas, a study was done involving male prisoners pertaining to penis size to see if penis size had anything to do with criminal behavior.  Basically, the idea behind the study was that supposedly male criminals had higher amounts of Testosterone than non-criminals.  This was believed to be even more the case with male criminals who were prone to physical violence.  It was also theorized that because these criminals may have had higher levels of Testosterone, their penises would be larger than the penis size of the statistically average non-criminal male (if the criminals had higher levels of Testosterone than average).  
 
In the reform school I attended there was a dormitory where some of the students stayed.  I did not usually stay there but there was a relatively short period of time when I did stay there (about 2 months).  It's not important to this post for me to say why I stayed there.  About once every two weeks while in that dormitory we were required to lie on an exam table on our backs with our feet and legs elevated in holders that you've probably seen in doctor's offices.  One of the guards, either male or female would look at the area of our penis, scrotum and rectum.  Usually wearing rubber gloves (but not always) a guard might lift up the scrotum so as to look under it or pull the penis out so as to reveal it's full length (a couple of them did this but not all) and spread apart our butt cheeks so as to completely reveal the rectum.  They were looking for lice and any type of sore.  When they did this our hands and feet were teathered so that we could not move them.  The first time they did this to me, I asked why my hands and feet had to be teathered because I wasn't resisting.  The guard told me it was policy because someone might accidentally hit one of the guards because the person being examined might be ticklish or something.  Not really a very good explanation but that is what she told me.  If anything unusual was found, the doctor would be brought in for another exam later.
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Re: Mandatory Penis Inspections
« Reply #11 on: Aug 14th, 2011, 11:20pm »
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on Aug 13th, 2011, 9:34am, billy_ wrote:
Found this on my internet meanderings, thought ye might enjoy
 

 
Ahhh! Go it! This was a REAL document that some creative, brilliant high school student was able to photo shop (probably from an official announcement dealing with some other mandate), and posted all over the school. Makes Ferris Bueller look like a light weight!  I can just hear a Ben Stein type of voice over the intercom "There will be no mandatory penis inspections.  This was a hoax.  Please advise your parents of this.  Today in the cafeteria we will have meatloaf and mashed potatoes.  Thank you."
 
Damn! I sure hope he knows about our forum, and joins us - we need such fresh talent, particularly with an the ability to abuse authority to make a fool out of them!
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Re: Mandatory Penis Inspections
« Reply #12 on: Aug 14th, 2011, 11:35pm »
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LOL, this is nothing new, a few years ago, there were similar flyers in various college campus "ban masturbation in the shower" Cheesy
 
it's even got attention from Yale Daily News
 
http://www.yaledailynews.com/news/2005/nov/17/shower-damage-announcement s-were-forged/?print
 
here is one of the masturbation ban flyer

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« Reply #13 on: Aug 16th, 2011, 9:32am »
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Felt compelled to change my lurker status and chime in on this one.  Yea the spoof was entertaining, but for our old "grandfather" types,  mandatory penis inspections were an almost routine experience in military life.
 
During the era of the draft, most every 18 to 20 year old American male became proficient in displaying his manhood parts, during the obligatory "short arm inspections" in both Selective Service medical exams, and especially during induction day physicals.
 
At most every examining center, the induction inspection might include 50, 100 or more naked  young men lined up, attempting to comply with the orders of "skin em back and milk em down".
 
Admittedly, the only female observers should have been female doctors and nurses assigned to the examining centers, but without fail some of the young female mail clerks who worked at the examining center would find necessity to deliver their paperwork into the examination room, just as the conscripts were displaying their dicks in their full glory, whether they were presenting 1" hidden in their pubes, or a 12" trophy class schlong that was swinging like an elephant trunk.  Without question, this eye candy was probably the highlight of the day for the girls whether or not it created some damp panties.
 
Although it did not involve female specators, most every veteran of that era can probably recall the boot camp experience of being awakened in the night for similar short arm inspections.
 
Just a right of passage gals and guys
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Re: Mandatory Penis Inspections
« Reply #14 on: Aug 18th, 2011, 10:38am »
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Sqaud leader is right.  I remember my father talking about "short arm inspections", checking for veneral disease during WWII.  He never mentioned that females were present.  
 
There are newsreels showing men going naked into induction centers though their privates were not shown.  It is doubtful that any females were present.  There were few females doctors at that time and though there were nurses they would be in the hospitals.
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Re: Mandatory Penis Inspections
« Reply #15 on: Aug 18th, 2011, 11:07am »
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on Aug 14th, 2011, 9:01am, Karl wrote:
"A FAIL will be given ALL shaved testicles"
 
I liked that, the way it should be! Just say no for genital shaving. Cheesy

 
It was the funniest part for me too.  Grin
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