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Nude performance true story
« on: Nov 20th, 2010, 3:04pm »
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I live in Chicago so one of my hobbies is stand up comedy and so of course when the theater that I perform at regularly started offering a nude stand up comedy show, I was all over it.  
 
As I was IMing with the owner of the theater, she is a heavy set late thirties woman who has a nice charm to her in an authoritative way. She deals with a lot of immature performers so she kind of has to be a bitchy boss type. Which I kind of like.
 
So I was talking to her online and telling her that I wanted to do the naked show and she starts to get pretty excited and says she can’t wait to see me naked. And I said something like “Just wait til you see how nice my penis is” as a joke and she says “Waiting with baited breath” so I’m thinking this is perfect.
 
We chat a bit  more about the show. I tell her that some of my female coworkers are coming and she thinks that that is hilarious. “Showing off the wares to some potential clients” she commented. I tell her I’m worried about getting erect on stage and she says I if it happens it happens and that the girls in the crowd will love it. Then I get an idea.
 
I decide I am going to do a prearranged bit and will she volunteer to be in it. She say hell yes. So the bit is basically pretending to be in a crowded plane packing my bags away. I tell her she has to just act like she is sitting in her seat on the plane as I put my crotch in her face. She loves the idea. And says something like “I can’t believe this is my life, getting an eye full from a naked guy, all in a days work.”
We then start chatting about how the routine will work and she suggests that we act like the plane hits turbulence. “That way you’ll totally have to shake your dick in my face.”  I laugh and tell her that is a great idea. So then she suggests we rehearse the bit and that I should stop by the theater tonight. I am starting to get really excited.
I can tell she is loving the CFNM aspect for several reasons. She fought hard to get the naked show (mostly guys do it) at her theater. She watches every show and decides who gets to come back. And now she is asking me basically to come put my crotch right up in her face. So I say I’ll be there in an hour. I then ask if when we rehearse it I should be naked and she says “Of course.” And then ads “And we’ll have to practice it a few times before show night. So basically I’m locked in to getting naked for her in a private setting. I will have to shake my penis around in her face and do whatever else she suggests to make the bit funny. And I have to do it whenever she wants because she is wants to get the timing right and is very particular about what goes up on her stage.  So now I’m on my way to her office. More to come…    
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Re: Nude performance true story
« Reply #1 on: Nov 20th, 2010, 3:53pm »
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What theatre in Chicago?    
 
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« Reply #2 on: Nov 20th, 2010, 3:56pm »
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I probably shouldn't say. But thanks for reading!
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« Reply #3 on: Nov 20th, 2010, 11:26pm »
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thx fine story waiting for more  
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« Reply #4 on: Nov 20th, 2010, 11:32pm »
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You'll no doubt have fun witht the theatre owner.  But your female coworkers? Just think of the possibilities!  Keep us posted.
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Re: Nude performance true story
« Reply #5 on: Nov 26th, 2010, 11:53pm »
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So? How did it go?
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« Reply #6 on: Nov 27th, 2010, 4:42pm »
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I do not know as to when this happened or where exactly it happened as this came from some newspaper article I was reading that was published by some San Francisco newspaper. I think it was a repeat of some other story that came down the wire years earlier.
 
But, there was some sort of initial peerformance of a stage production similar to Oh, Calcutta. Cannot rememer exact name here. The stage was to be occupied by 8 men and 10 women, all naked after first ten minutes. Well, time came up, and seven of the men were not present. Seems they were all living near one another and their Public Transportation (a subway train?) got held up a good hour or more. They actors were all on board or just behind the log jamb.
 
And so, the producers three of which were gals, told the understudies they would have to go on stage instead. Get ready. That first night only five guys were found and they sort of did best as they could to make-up for two missing gents. The multitude of producers (investors) could not locate anyone qualified to take over the last two places in such short time.  
 
In general the performance was a flop, and there was zero need for the missing gents then. The performance closed way early, and was blamed on.... you name it.  
 
Now where and when did this happen?
 
 
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Re: Nude performance true story
« Reply #7 on: Jan 1st, 2011, 10:23am »
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finish the story
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