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Most embarrassing cfnm moment.
« on: Apr 6th, 2006, 11:07pm »
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Did anyone ever have something really embarrassing happen to them that had some cfnm involved? Maybe you can share your most embarrassing cfnm moments with us.
 
Back in the eighties when i was in the army I had one hell of an experience. My unit was involved in a two week field problem at fort AP Hill in Virginia.
 
We did a lot of humping through the bush. These woods have lots of little critters called ticks. It was common to be burning five or six of these little pesty parasites off of your person each day.
 
The second week in I developed an embarrassing but very serious problem. One of them little buggers imbedded itself inside the slit of my penis.
 
I could not remove it myself. I could not take a piss because it was really starting to grow very big.  
( the tick) And it was very painfull. I had to go to the field hospital for some help.If any one is familiar with army field hospitals they would know that these units are probably 80 persent female.
 
The hospital unit that was assigned to us was a unit from Peurto Rico. Try explaining to a Peurto Rican nurse that you have a tick planted in the slit of your dick. It was very difficult not to mention embarrassing.  
 
To make a long story short. She finaly understood what I was telling her. She did the blood pressure and vitals thing and then had me disrobe.  
 
 There was no privacy what so ever. I was in this large tent with examination tables in two long rows.There was a walkway separating the two rows. There were partisians between the tables but not in front of the walk way. So it was a very open area.
 
It took two nurses to get this thing off of me. One holding the slit of my dick open and the other removing the tick. And there were people walking back and forth the whole time. Mostly woman.
 
The nurse had to use this very hot needle and tweezers to remove the tick.
 
 After the tick was removed I had another problem. The inside of my dick was swollen that I still could not urinate.  
 
She told me in broken english That they need to insert somthing to help me urinate.
 
I don't remember what she called it but she inserted a hose in my dick and it was extreamly painful.
 
I stayed in this hospital for four days.
 
And no I did not get an erection the whole time I was there. This was a very bad ordeal for me.
 
Not to mention I must have look rediculous in front of these nurses. I am sure thats what they thought .
 
So there you have it. One of my most embarrassing moments.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Re: Most embarrassing cfnm moment.
« Reply #1 on: Apr 7th, 2006, 10:21pm »
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Ticks suck!  Huh
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Re: Most embarrassing cfnm moment.
« Reply #2 on: Apr 8th, 2006, 11:43pm »
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Corsair:
 
I was amused at your experience because it was entirely unnecessary. Ticks breath through the back of the body. This is because they have their head stuck through your skin so that they can suck your blood. All you have to do is put a little vaseline on them and they will pull out. (I have done this.) They have to in order to breathe. If you try to pull them out they will resist and the head will detach from their body causing an infection. That is obviously what happened to you.
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« Reply #3 on: Apr 9th, 2006, 2:16am »
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My most embarassing moment was similar to yours.  I had surgary for appendix and got some internal infections that had to be drained.
 
The doctor put a tube up my but and into my insides and when I came out of anathesia, a cute nurse would check on me every couple of hours.
 
She would pull the covers back and there I was with a tube in my cock, one in my ass and one in my nose.
 
She would check all them and was very friendly and even laughed at my poor attempts at humor over being is such a condition in front of an attractive lady.
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« Reply #4 on: Apr 26th, 2006, 8:05pm »
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It was 6 hours after my angioplasty. All the tests had come back clean. There was no more arterial blockage. It was time to heal the entry point on my thigh.
 
To do an angioplasty, they cut a hole in your upper thigh and snake a wire up your artery to your heart. when done, they merely plug up this hole in case they have to go back in but since I was clear, it was time to close that hole.
 
Two nurses came into my room. (I should add that my wife is a cardiac nurse at this hospital, but they would not allow her to work while I was a patient).
One of the nurses was a rather tall, very attractive woman. She introduced herself as Claire, mentioning she was a very good friend of my wife, and proceeded to pull the bedsheet down and my hospital gown up, exposing everything from my nipples down.
 
Claire explained she would have to let the wound heal by applying pressure until the blood coagulated, and since we were talking about an artery, it would take some time. With both hands, she pushed a thick piece of gauze onto my thigh and held it there with firm pressure against my skin. In that position, the little finger of her left hand was resting against my balls. For the next 45 minutes she talked to me about inane things while looking at my penis and moving her little finger now and then up and down across my scrotum. I think the morphine drip prevented me from getting a full erection but I think it was still apparent to this woman I was enjoying it.
 
When relating this episode to my wife she remarked that it was not common for nurse to do this manually anymore. She also mentioned to me (I was not aware) that during this procedure, all her friends in the unit made it a point to check on me even though only one nurse was assigned to care for me.
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Re: Most embarrassing cfnm moment.
« Reply #5 on: Apr 27th, 2006, 4:46am »
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Busted jerking off by my friend's Aunt, when I was a teen.
 
Also Busted jerking off by roomates girlfriend.
 
 
Both sucked.
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« Reply #6 on: Apr 27th, 2006, 7:23am »
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Littlejohn wrote:
 
"When relating this episode to my wife she remarked that it was not common for nurse to do this manually anymore. She also mentioned to me (I was not aware) that during this procedure, all her friends in the unit made it a point to check on me even though only one nurse was assigned to care for me."  
 
This is hilarious.  My wife is a obstetrics nurse.  So I guess if I ever have a baby I can expect all my wife's friends to come in and visit me.  What do you think your wife's friends were doing?  Did they want to find out what your wife had that they were missing?  You know you really have to ask your wife, were they impressed or disappointed!
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« Reply #7 on: Apr 27th, 2006, 2:32pm »
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All she said was "I got no sympathy cards" so she figures they were sufficiently impressed.
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« Reply #8 on: Apr 27th, 2006, 5:24pm »
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on Apr 26th, 2006, 8:05pm, littlejohn wrote:

 
To do an angioplasty, they cut a hole in your upper thigh and snake a wire up your artery to your heart. when done, they merely plug up this hole in case they have to go back in but since I was clear, it was time to close that hole.
 
Two nurses came into my room. (I should add that my wife is a cardiac nurse at this hospital, but they would not allow her to work while I was a patient).
One of the nurses was a rather tall, very attractive woman. She introduced herself as Claire, mentioning she was a very good friend of my wife, and proceeded to pull the bedsheet down and my hospital gown up, exposing everything from my nipples down.
 
Claire explained she would have to let the wound heal by applying pressure until the blood coagulated, and since we were talking about an artery, it would take some time. With both hands, she pushed a thick piece of gauze onto my thigh and held it there with firm pressure against my skin. In that position, the little finger of her left hand was resting against my balls. For the next 45 minutes she talked to me about inane things while looking at my penis and moving her little finger now and then up and down across my scrotum. I think the morphine drip prevented me from getting a full erection but I think it was still apparent to this woman I was enjoying it.
 

 
To anyone with medical knowledge this story is preposterous.  Among the many incongruities is the use of a morphine drip.  Never needed for xray procedures like this.  And if you were on one, you'd likely be in la-la land, and not embarrassed.  If any part of the story is true, it could only be that littlejohns wife set him up, which is not likely for a cardiac nurse when her husband is undergoing a serious procedure.
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« Reply #9 on: Apr 28th, 2006, 3:51pm »
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X-Ray procedureHuhHuh Angioplasty is a surgical procedure to clean out arteries. My artery was 100% blocked. I was suffering an inferior miocardial infarction (those without your substantial medical knowledge refer to this as a heart attack). Now one of us may be confused on the term angioplasty (or maybe it's just my spelling) but I take severe offence to the term "preposterous". The drip had, of course, been suspended a few hours earlier (sarcasm doesn't translate well in writing). Anyone with any medical knowledge knows this is substantially more severe (dare I say life threatening) than a mere X-ray procedure. You should probably look this stuff up before attacking my veracity.
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on Apr 28th, 2006, 3:51pm, littlejohn wrote:
X-Ray procedureHuhHuh Angioplasty is a surgical procedure to clean out arteries. My artery was 100% blocked. I was suffering an inferior miocardial infarction (those without your substantial medical knowledge refer to this as a heart attack). Now one of us may be confused on the term angioplasty (or maybe it's just my spelling) but I take severe offence to the term "preposterous". The drip had, of course, been suspended a few hours earlier (sarcasm doesn't translate well in writing). Anyone with any medical knowledge knows this is substantially more severe (dare I say life threatening) than a mere X-ray procedure. You should probably look this stuff up before attacking my veracity.

 
I won't pursue this any further.  Lets be generous and say that you got so many details wrong that it called your veracity into question.  An angioplasty is an interventional xray procedure, not surgery.  And the drip couldn't have been morphine which is given only for severe pain; they would have repeated the angioplasty if you were having that.  And after an inferior myocardial infarction it would be near mal practice for a nurse to stand around stimulating you for 45 minutes.  -Regards
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Re: Most embarrassing cfnm moment.
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on Apr 28th, 2006, 6:55pm, cd wrote:

 
I won't pursue this any further. Lets be generous and say that you got so many details wrong that it called your veracity into question. An angioplasty is an interventional xray procedure, not surgery. And the drip couldn't have been morphine which is given only for severe pain; they would have repeated the angioplasty if you were having that. And after an inferior myocardial infarction it would be near mal practice for a nurse to stand around stimulating you for 45 minutes. -Regards

 
 
Yes, please. It's begining to remind me of all the posts by people born since 1985 insisting that nobody in the 1950s ever took their clothes off, least of all to swim at the Y.
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